Monday, February 2, 2015

Why we're going off the rails on a crazy train (or, What Ozzy Osbourne can teach us about mindfulness & the Law of Attraction)

Whether we know it or not, most of us are on a crazy train, spiritually speaking. We might not be going off the rails yet but we are blindly and unconsciously putting our life experiences in the hands of an unknown Conductor.

But the joke's on us.

We're the Conductor.

Or, we're supposed to be. And yet here we sit in the passenger car, seat-belted into a worn yet still-plushy blue-gray seat, elbows atop on narrow, plastic arm rests, feet on the retractable foot-rest that's bolted into the base of the seat in front of us. Our eyes, two glazed orbs gazing out the window to a blurry, image stew causing our brains to behave haphazardly, unable to focus, thinking about anything and everything.

Sometimes the Conductor stops and opens the doors to experiences donning the costumes of whatever and whomever have made up our thoughts. Fortune, misfortune. Pleasure, displeasure. Ease, disease. Wellness, hellness.

We enjoy the company of fortune and pleasure and ease and wellness but we get rather upset with the Conductor when misfortune, displeasure, disease, and hellness respond to the, “All aboard!”

There comes a time when we get so upset about these miscreants sharing the same car as we that we unbuckle our seat belts, stand up confidently and stride, hands placed alternately on the tops of the seat-backs as we pass so as to steady our shaky convictions, up to the Conductor's door. We knock and slide the door open.

The Conductor is slumped its seat, unconscious, head resting slack against the window, blue-and-white-striped hat askew. Alarmed, we shake the Conductor's shoulder and groggily the head swivels toward us, revealing a bit of drool in the corner of the mouth and suddenly we are face-to-face with ourselves. With a start we back away because how.can.this.be.?


It's only then we notice the tennis ball-sized red light that's blinking on the dashboard. The white text on its surface reads, “Auto Pilot.”

To be continued...

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